Satan is a fan of OJ's work. Not only did he manage to murder two people (come on we all know he did it), but he got away with it too. Until of course his stupidity and arrogance got the best of him, and now he's sitting in a Nevada jail for armed robbery.
Karma's a nasty bitch (she works for Satan) and caught up with him, and now he's only got hell to pay.
Phil Spector is behind some of the greatest music of all time, he's also a murdering psychopath who has terrorized the women in his life, including building a glass coffin for ex-wife Ronnie Spector then telling her mother that's where she'll end up should she ever leave him. Oh, and he pulled a gun on the Ramones, and possibly molested his own sons.
Yep, that f*cker has a one-way ticket to the land of fire and brimstone, Satan will be personally overseeing this one.
Do I even need to defend this one? The smirk, the lies, the disregard for life, the stupidity, the sluttiness, the smirk, the lies. All of it screams: "I'm a DUMBASS send me to hell!"
Satan is only too happy to oblige.
Joe Francis is the man who created the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise, and that alone should get him a hot poker in the rear, but he's also accused of rape, hitting women, tax evasion and plying underage girls with booze and preying on their insecurities for the purposes of exploitation entertainment.
Satan's keeping an eye on this one, he's got a lot of potential.
Satan understands not everyone will agree with this hellish selection, but even the dark lord knows a creepy perv when he sees one. Marrying one's own step-daughter, who happens to be 35 years younger, is about as depraved as it gets.
Satan doesn't approve!
Rush Limbaugh is an ignorant fatheaded bastard. He spews hate, incites anger and is a terrible American. He's an admitted drug addict, has been married four times (not evil, but not impressive either) and was mean to Michael J. Fox.
It's highly likely he's also drown kittens and kicks puppies.
Satan LOVES Rush!
Tom Cruise is Satan's finest work. Panty-creamer by day, evil cult leader by night. Tom's work for Scientology has not gone unnoticed, and Satan approves.
Upon entering hell, Tom will get the three extra inches he was promised when he sold his soul.
Gearhead James once had the world in his hands, married to the beautiful, talented and generous Sandra Bullock, but chose to throw it all away for something called Bombshell McGee.
Satan thinks hell's too good for James, so he'll instead spend eternity in purgatory where he will be a fluffer... in gay animal porn flicks.
Satan plans to populate hell with their spawn.
