One down, four more to go.
In more tabloid gossip news, Star Magazine's big cover story this week is that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are done, but not before squabbling over a $290 million divorce.
Lainey Gossip covered the Star report, and also stated that recent pics of Demi show her even skinnier than usual. Could that be a sign that things aren't all peaches and cream between the May/December lovers?
Michael K at DListed is reporting even more evidence in this split at The Dirty, which suggests that Ashton has been cheating on Demi... again... with a hottie named Sara Leal.
If you will recall, last fall Star reported Ashton was cheating on Demi and named names. Demi and Ashton denied and threatened to sue, but never did (apply monocles and insert suspicious chin rubbing here) and lo and behold, one year later we are back to square one.
The song remains the same, except this time, with Ashton signed on to what appears to be a successful and lucrative career move, taking over for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, he really doesn't need Demi anymore. Plus, no matter how hard Demi tries to slay Father Time, he always wins. Plus it appears Ashton is a a serial cheater.
I wonder when they split, who gets to keep Twitter?